scrapes:

Mexican girls are everything

If 2 twins were born as conjoined twins and they had only one dick, and they were to jack off, would it be incest or just masturbation??

thisshitfunny:

me: i think i love her 

*bust a nut*

me: hahahaha nah 

lol don’t Snapchat me if you’re just going to ignore me when I reply back to you

funnuraba:

SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

Psychedelic drugs are simply instruments, like microscopes, telescopes, and telephones. The biologist does not sit with eye permanently glued to the microscope, he goes away and works on what he has seen.
Alan Watts (via sayyestotreats)

no feelings