my goal one day is to marry someone and become Mr. Dilf and Mrs. Milf

you guys don’t even know how much this hurts me like………im that fucking unattractive that I had to be blocked so they wouldn’t have to see my fuck face again

getting blocked by someone for having an ugly face: √

some girl asked me for a selfie and I sent her one on Snapchat and I got blocked after she seen it

why don’t they call them horseboys and horsegirls? u ever seen a cowboy or cowgirl ride a cow?

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

makethatkittenpurr:

u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny

where he at tho

im right here hi